Seeing as today is National Honesty Day, we've compiled a list of 9 of our favourite phrases Irish people use when being brutally honest.

Are there any we've missed?

9. You don't know your arse from your elbow

Meaning: You're not the most intelligent person I have met in my lifetime

8.If there was work in the bed you'd sleep on the floor

Meaning: You're quite lazy.

7. If ye aimed for the priest you'd miss the parish

Meaning: Your aim is very bad. You should retire from whatever sport you're playing.

6. Show your father what you're wearin'!

Meaning: I'm not sure you should go out on the town in that short of a skirt.

5. You're talking through your hat

Meaning: You don't seem to be fully worded in the topic you are talking about.

4. I couldn't give a shite

Meaning: Said thing is not high on my agenda of priorites

3. I wouldn't ride her into battle

Meaning: She is not the prettiest girl in the world

2. You'll be late for your own funeral

Meaning: Your time keeping skills leave a lot to be desired.

1. I will yea

Meaning: I definitely will not go out on a date/ help you move house/ lend you €50 etc.